Just saw this article on Yahoo, thought I'd share it:
http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/career-experts-10_boilerplate_phrases_that_kill_resumes-97
* Results-oriented professional
* Cross-functional teams
* More than [x] years of progressively responsible experience
* Superior (or excellent) communication skills
* Strong work ethic
* Met or exceeded expectations
* Proven track record of success
* Works well with all levels of staff
* Team player
* Bottom-line orientation